Reading all the gospel about the life in Managed Land ® I can't but think of what life would look like if wives were managed as well ;) Let's see:
- Bounds checking at run-time; she goes shopping and she actually does not go through the monthly limit of her credit card (you do have a limit on her card, don't you?)
- Garbage collection; she cleans up the mess you leave behind you automatically - beer bottles, dirty clothes, pr0n magazines, dishes etc - and she does not waste any of your resources while doing so (no nagging whatsoever)
- Improved security; all the policies have been set up in advance, so you don't get beaten up after coming late home drunk after a crazy party with your pals
- Just-In-Time execution; your dinner is appropriately warm when you get home, you get the beer just before the game starts on TV, she irons your shirt in the morning before you leave for work etc
- Language neutral; you can speak your mind and be direct without consequences
I've probably forgotten a few more aspects, but my wife isn't yet managed and she reads this blog, so...
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